Third-grade humor at its finest

[larryhammer]

Joke time! Answers behind the cuts.

Where was Moses when the candle went out?   In the dark.

What kind of car did God drive?   A Plymouth -- it says in Genesis, "He drove them forth in his Fury."

What did the Apostles drive?   A Honda -- "They were all in one Accord."

What did David ride?   "His Triumph was heard throughout the land."

One day Jesus says to his followers, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3 X squared minus 8 X plus 9."   A new Disciple turns to Peter and asks, "What's that mean?" Peter says, "Don't worry -- that's just one of his parabolas."

(Okay, okay, I'll stop with the Biblicals and return to the riddles.)

What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?   A pool table.

(Or maybe a billiard table -- hard to tell from below what they're playing up in the trees.)

What's yellow and dangerous?   Shark-infested custard.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?   A nervous wreck.

What's your favorite stupid riddle?

---L.

Comments

[packbat.livejournal.com]

(A year and a quarter later...)

My brother came up with this one - I was just reminded of it:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Justin.

Justin who?

The Washington Post. If you don't get it, you don't get it.

[larryhammer]

Heh. Good one.

---L.