The anime character pledge
18 January 2007 07:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
If I am ever a character in a manga or anime, I hereby promise to:
---L.
- Find a way to save the world without dying.
- Not pretend to be someone of my opposite sex while attending a boarding school. Day school is iffy, but can be done as long as my parents aren't forcing me. (Cross-dressing is a different issue, but best left outside of school anyway.)
- Take up a martial art other than kendo. Flower-arrangement-jitsu sounds good.
- Never be a second-in-command with an angsty backstory. It is inevitably fatal. If I find myself cast as one, I will resign my commission, no matter how much I want revenge against the enemy.
- Use my new-found godlike powers only for good. Even if my little sister steals my boyfriend.
- Never develop romantic feelings for anyone I call onii-san/onee-san (big brother/big sister), even as a courtesy title. This goes double if I use -sama (respectful address). Triple if I use -chan (familiar or diminutive address). Quadruple if I live alone with him/her.
- Never let anyone address me with -chama (diminutive + respectful). If anyone does, I will drop-kick them into the nearest temple/shrine for a exorcism. This goes double if they request that I address them with -chama.
- Use stealth and guile to win, not my mad fighting skillz. The latter only leads to more fights and periodic power-ups.
- Never live with several other young women plus one young man. No matter how cheap the place is, it's not worth it. Until I can move out, I'll never wear a skirt, always keep on modest underwear, and before bathing or changing clothes, double-check that I'm alone, the door's locked, and shades are drawn tight.
- Expect Death to be, say, a cutie in a kimono riding a floating oar, or Santa to be a biker chick on a hovercycle, or the lake monster to be my little brother. These things happen.
- Never flash my panties. Ever.
- Raise my new-found little sister-or-equivalent without any sexual shenanigans. Except possibly with a classmate my age -- and only if little sister approves of her.
- Not take up photography as a hobby, let alone profession.
- Decide on my feelings for the girl before the national championships.
- Not touch the bishounen. They may be pretty to look at, but anything more can only lead to tears.
- Go into chibi form no more than three times a chapter.
- Not be a pure-hearted idiot who can be distracted from asking crucial questions such as "Wait -- you knew my mother?" or "Just who ARE you anyway?" by, say, someone pointing out a cute cloud.
- Watch out, when I'm disappointed, for my falling word balloon. It hurts if it lands on my head.
- Pay attention when jaunty accordion music comes on. It means trouble's starting.
- Pay attention to any boy with an attack chicken. He's important.
- Pay attention to the penguin that follows me home. It's not important, but it is way cute. If way random.
---L.
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Date: 18 January 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)Bad writer. No biscuit.
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Date: 18 January 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)How about promising to eat food, rather than use your hands to shovel it into your mouth, and to never eat more than my body weight at one sitting?
Also, to not trust that my real name is the one written on my underwear, even if I do have amnesia.
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Date: 18 January 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)More than the bodyweight, yes.
---L.
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Date: 18 January 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)http://www.theanimenetwork.com/showInfo.php?show_num=321&alpha_num=5
Kotarou is called Rotarou (at least in the English dub) because Liquid changes the K on his underwear to an R by adding a line. Mostly to make sure he doesn't regain his memory and end up blowing up the world again, so it's for a good cause.
Sorta.
Watch the trailer.
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Date: 18 January 2007 04:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 18 January 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)(I think I've seen one or two episodes.)
---L.
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Date: 18 January 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)I don't know. I was originally in the "stupid male-fantasy purple-haired cyborg chick, why can't she put PANTS on for a change?" camp... but the more I watched of it, the more I liked that the Major is utterly competent, kick-ass commanding officer and yet completely at ease with her sexuality. She might be a total male fantasy... but she's one I can really appreciate and aspire to.
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Date: 18 January 2007 07:11 pm (UTC)The one objection I do still have is that in the GITS world, strong female characters always have lesbian tendencies. Heterosexual women are always traditional housewives (with high-pitched voices, ugh). Or, at best, have high-ranking desk jobs. No flying kicks for them.
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Date: 18 January 2007 06:29 pm (UTC)Also, even if you *can* twirl and rant to your heart's content, do not explain how your special attack methods work. Not even to the good-looking opponent you're trying to impress.
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Date: 18 January 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 18 January 2007 08:00 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 18 January 2007 09:41 pm (UTC)Well, actually, I suppose they all do apply-- just not to good mecha anime.
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Date: 18 January 2007 09:58 pm (UTC)What are the good mecha anime? (Would you include Simoun?)
---L.
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Date: 19 January 2007 12:09 am (UTC)I must grudgingly admit that Neon Genesis Evangelion is good, even if I don't understand it at all.
Gasaraki is very good. I like the Universal Century Gundam stuff, but I'm not always sure that it is very good. I've only seen one episode of Wings of Rean, but it is definitely interesting.
I find that I've been watching a lot of older anime lately, and not much newer stuff. The older hard sci-fi appeals to me more, for some reason.
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Date: 18 January 2007 09:42 pm (UTC)23. Avoid the hyper girl who wants to work for Interpol. She is evil in many ways.
24. Don't let the English teacher drive.
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Date: 18 January 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)25. Pigtail hairdos are multitools.
26. The grey cat bites.
27. LIMITERS DISABLED!
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Date: 25 January 2007 02:30 pm (UTC)---L.