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larryhammerThe 2003 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton contest have been announced. Personally, I think the runner-up is a better bad sentence.
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- 1: “slow chains may pull us apart/ when our life gets into your heart/ baby don’t you forget about me”
- 2: “into the blue again after the money’s gone / once in a lifetime water flowing underground”
- 3: “this city desert makes you feel so cold / it’s got so many people but it’s got no soul”
- 4: “i’mma wade, i’ma wave through the waters / tell the tide ‘don’t move’”
- 5: “seasons change and our love went cold / feed the flame ’cause we can’t let go / run away”
- 6: “love, i don’t like to see so much pain / so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away”
- 7: “But I, alas, do not know how to see sheep through the walls of boxes.”
- 8: “here is the church here is the steeple / you were looking for saints but you only found people”
- 9: “i’d like to save every day / till eternity passes away / just to spend them with you”
- 10: “and he said to the man running the stand / ‘hey! (pom pom pom) got any grapes?’”
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Date: 19 July 2003 04:32 am (UTC)I in fact prefer the Purple Prose winner.
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Date: 19 July 2003 08:44 am (UTC)---L.