“love, i don’t like to see so much pain / so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away”

[larryhammer]

So Eaglet gave me a book, Dad Jokes by A. Grambs,* and I am annoyed. Not at the giving — it’s a perfect gift. Eaglet knows me well.

I am annoyed at the book itself.

People, this is not a good joke book. Weak wheezers, forced puns, tenuous connections, so many barely worthy of Uncle Benjamin from The Blue Castle. All too many pages evoke not even a single groan, only ugh — or in Eaglet’s idiom, a flat bruh. In fact, to compare we pulled out Eaglet’s own book, Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott, and opening either at random, the kids’ entries are better in every way.

I feel cheated, and disrespected as a dad. 1/5 do not recommend. (Not 0 only because there are a couple pages with something groan-worthy.)


* Copyright is by Alison Grambs.

---L.

Subject quote from In Your Eyes, Peter Gabriel.

Comments

[sartorias]

Write a better one!

[larryhammer]

NOT HELPFUL

[sartorias]

*snerk*

[mrissa]

Quality LM Montgomery reference, though.

[larryhammer]

😁

Thankee -- I was pleased I managed to work that one in.