“Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god.”

[larryhammer]

When I rule the world, my first edict will require all microwaves that are beeping to alert that they are done cooking to immediately stop beeping when the door is opened.

I am sure you will all welcome this small but substantial quality of life improvement.

---L.

Subject quote from AITAH for telling a friend that my husband can’t be cheating on me, and she’s just projecting?, u/Substantial-Fox-4386.

Comments

[pauraque]

You have my support as global overlord. The extraneous microwave beeps must be stopped.

[sovay]

When I rule the world, my first edict will require all microwaves that are beeping to alert that they are done cooking to immediately stop beeping when the door is opened.

You've got my vote.