“please stop torturing that poor innocent metaphor and kiss me already”

[larryhammer]

My current standard in humor:

Q: When does a joke become a Dad Joke?

A: When the answer becomes apparent (a parent).

---L.

Subject quote from Questionable Content #4486, Jeph Jacques.

Comments

[sartorias]

Grooooooan!!!!

[larryhammer]

The interesting part is that it actually has good meta -- I mean, really obvious puns (the better to be understood by children) is a hallmark of Dad Jokes.

[cmcmck]

Oh dear........... :o)

[larryhammer]

You say that like it's a bad joke.

*

[minoanmiss]

*giggles*

Re: *

[larryhammer]

:bows: We aim to amuse.

[conuly]

That joke, like the proverbial farmer, is outstanding in its field.

[larryhammer]

Innit?

The farmer who is just like a Nobel Prize winner, of course.

[oracne]

LOL!

[larryhammer]

Reader, I groaned, loud and long, when I was told it by Janni as Eaglet smirked at me.


Speaking of which, one that Janni learned while volunteering at a vaccination center yesterday:

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick?

A: They're filled with anty-bodies.

[oracne]

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