"and through the crashing waves you promised me / that you would wait cause I was the white light"

[larryhammer]

The ten best jokes of the year, according to this year's Edinburgh Fringe anyway. (via a coworker)

Description outsourced to Aaron Cohen: "So you're thinking, "It's getting late, I'm winding down the day, maybe I should watch some videos." And then you watch this snowboarding trailer with a metal soundtrack, avalanches, and a BEAR. Cripes, maybe you should just watch this one tomorrow morning instead of coffee." Trailer for The Art of Flight.

From @sam_tanner_: "An apostrophe is the difference between a business that knows its shit and a business that knows it's shit" (via cranky_editors)

... in your sad desperate loneliness / yet you left me swimming in circles as you rescued yourself

---L.

Comments

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

I'd definitely heard that second-placed joke before, though told about lifts rather than car parks. (I think the lift version is funnier.)

[larryhammer]

Heh -- okay, yeah, lifts does make it funnier.

---L.