This is just to say

[larryhammer]

I have blown
my nose
on your damask
tablecloth

and which
you were probably
saving
for tonight's dinner party

Forgive me
I am a snotmonster
so runny
and so stuffed up

Comments

[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

Nothing so fun as parodying the "This is just to say" poem :D

You have a cold, I take it, or allergies?

[larryhammer]

Allergies. I'm halfway through my annual two weeks of thickheadedness.

---L.

[pseudo_tsuga.livejournal.com]

So much more useful!

[larryhammer]

*snfff* *schnrk*

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

it's like a plum, except for all of the pollen.

[larryhammer]

And none of the sweet juiciness.

---L.