larryhammer: floral print origami penguin, facing left (frivolity)
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Note to self: Saying "My lips are sealed and walrused" will get you odd looks.

Just keep this in mind as you go about your business.

---L.

Date: 11 September 2007 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asakiyume.livejournal.com
It'll elicit giggles from your friends list, too...

Date: 11 September 2007 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/
All I can think of is that joke with the penguin.

Date: 12 September 2007 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/
A penguin is on a road trip, when his car breaks down in a small town. He takes it to a mechanic and walks around town for a while. It's a little warm outside, especially for a penguin, so he eats a lot of ice cream.

The penguin returns to the mechanic and asks what the problem is. The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "Oh, no, that's just ice cream."

*takes a moment to get it*

Date: 12 September 2007 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] returnoftheblog.livejournal.com
Oh.

My.

GOD.

*laughs. cries. repeats.*

Date: 11 September 2007 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stillnotbored.livejournal.com
Oh man you just made me laugh. Thank you. *g*

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