"There's no room where I can go and you've got secrets too"

[larryhammer]

Note to self: Saying "My lips are sealed and walrused" will get you odd looks.

Just keep this in mind as you go about your business.

---L.

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[asakiyume.livejournal.com]

It'll elicit giggles from your friends list, too...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/]

All I can think of is that joke with the penguin.

[larryhammer]

Only one of them?

---L.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/]

A penguin is on a road trip, when his car breaks down in a small town. He takes it to a mechanic and walks around town for a while. It's a little warm outside, especially for a penguin, so he eats a lot of ice cream.

The penguin returns to the mechanic and asks what the problem is. The mechanic says, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin says, "Oh, no, that's just ice cream."

*takes a moment to get it*

[returnoftheblog.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

GOD.

*laughs. cries. repeats.*

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

Oh man you just made me laugh. Thank you. *g*