Aeneas in three words
7 May 2007 01:35 pmSuch. The. WHINER.
Seriously, he's the emo epic hero. Every step of the way, it's bitch bitch bitch about what he's been through. Which was arguably just as bad as Odysseus's trials -- though who arrives with companions still alive? -- but Aeneas magnifies it with his whinging. 'Course, Odysseus got laid significantly more as well. Maybe that's the Trojan's problem -- he has too many unused Trojans in his pocket.
---L.
Seriously, he's the emo epic hero. Every step of the way, it's bitch bitch bitch about what he's been through. Which was arguably just as bad as Odysseus's trials -- though who arrives with companions still alive? -- but Aeneas magnifies it with his whinging. 'Course, Odysseus got laid significantly more as well. Maybe that's the Trojan's problem -- he has too many unused Trojans in his pocket.
---L.