"Linky!" said the Linker. "Linky!" said the Linker.

[larryhammer]

Further proof the dominant rhetorical device of Wikipedia is the anticlimax: "During his many adventures with SG-1, Daniel [Jackson] has been captured, infected with alien viruses, had 12 alien consciousness implanted within his brain, died and brought back to life multiple times, used the highly addictive sarcophagus many times and experienced its withdrawal symptoms, and has ascended to a higher plane of existence twice. He also succumbed to appendicitis as well as being kidnapped once."

Flight attendant dance.

Quoth Geoffrey, "Ich haue a cat named Christopher who loveth marshes and swampes. Ich haue composid a poem to hym entitled Jubilate Stagno." (This still makes me fall over giggling.)

Free to the first taker: this book. The second half is water damaged but still quite readable. Well, as readable as it ever was, anyway.

Linking, rapid blinking, and rethinking have begun.

---L.

Comments

[borntofr4g.livejournal.com]

You may have to force your readers to draw straws to get rid of that book. =^*

[larryhammer]

Surely someone will be curious to find out whether it really was that bad. Or want to figure out what it did right enough that it got published. Or want to mock it themselves.

...

Surely?

---L.

[borntofr4g.livejournal.com]

Good point(s).

(Someone also might be a masochist.)


~Chaz

[movingfinger.livejournal.com]

rachelmanija just read the first Valdemar book whilst getting her hair done. Perhaps this would be suitable for her next wash and trim.

[larryhammer]

Hey -- don't spill the beans on my backup plan! She'll cream me.

---L.

[chibicharibdys.livejournal.com]

Hey, I saw that book at WFC. Way back when. Yeah.

I have to go read about Chinese pirates in the late 1600s, sorry.

[larryhammer]

Yeah, I bet you're sorry. Very convincing.

---L.