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Unintentionally funny sentence of the day
23
August
2006
11:28 am
larryhammer
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Bert, though intelligent, is also grumpy, boring, easily frustrated, and yellow.
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The dominant rhetorical device of Wikipedia is, indeed, the anticlimax.
---L.
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23 August 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
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so how would you describe Ernie?
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23 August 2006 10:01 pm (UTC)
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larryhammer
Niave troublemaker to Bert's straight man.
---L.
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23 August 2006 10:27 pm (UTC)
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Did you read about the new Fairy Princess character?
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Date:
24 August 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
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larryhammer
Yes! I am amused. She has freckles.
---L.
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Date: 23 August 2006 10:01 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 24 August 2006 12:17 am (UTC)---L.