Greek Mythology in 5 Minutes
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Greek Mythology in 5 Minutes
Gods and Goddesses: *come into being*
Zeus: Oo, look at the hottie!
Hera: A-hem!
Mortal: Run away! Run away! *transforms*
Zeus: Well, foo.
Another Mortal: Aw, I'm better than some old god or goddess.
Some Old God or Goddess: I heard that!
Another Mortal: Oops. *transforms*
Heracles: *flexes a muscle*
Hera: That's enough of that, young man.
Heracles: *labors*
Cerberus: Arf!3
Orpheus: My singing is so pretty I can bring my wife back from the dead. Mi-mi-mi-mi! As long as I don't peek, that is.
Hades: Ha! Made you look.
Orpheus: *cries*
Yet Another Mortal: *insults, slights, or just forgets god or goddess*
God or Goddess: I'll get you for this! And your little dog, too!
Yet Another Mortal: Oops. *dies horribly*
Theseus: Hey, I'm better than the Herc. *kills Minotaur* See? See?
Everyone Else: *pays no attention*
Pygmalion: Now THAT is a total stone babe.
Tiresias: Did I ever tell you about the time I was a woman? Hoo, boy, that was fun!
Oedipus: *stabs out eyes with spork*
SEVERAL of the ABOVE SCENES are REPEATED in DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS
Eris: Bored now. Let's have a war. *throws apple*
Aphrodite, Athena, & Hera: Mine!3
Paris: I'll pick bachelorette #1, Bob.
Aphrodite: Still the prettiest! Oh, and here's a babe for you.
Helen: You called?
Greeks: Hey! She's OUR babe! *fight Trojans*
Trojans: Screw you -- she's ours now. *fight Greeks*
Helen: All this for silly ol' me? La!
Paris: Dude.
Many Greeks: *die*
Many Trojans: *die*
Remaining Greeks: Bugger all this for a lark. *pretend to go home*
Remaining Trojans: Pony! *take horse home*
Cassandra: I'm getting a bad feeling about this, Mulder.
Remaining Greeks: *sack Troy*
Hecuba: Men are so STUPID.
Odysseus: *spends ten years sleeping with a witch, a goddess, a nymph, and a princess before finally getting home to his wife*
Penelope: Hmph!
Gods and Goddesses: Bugger all this for a lark. *change to New! Sexy! Latin! names*
Which is my cue to either *transform* or *die horribly*.
---L.
Greek Mythology in 5 Minutes
Gods and Goddesses: *come into being*
Zeus: Oo, look at the hottie!
Hera: A-hem!
Mortal: Run away! Run away! *transforms*
Zeus: Well, foo.
Another Mortal: Aw, I'm better than some old god or goddess.
Some Old God or Goddess: I heard that!
Another Mortal: Oops. *transforms*
Heracles: *flexes a muscle*
Hera: That's enough of that, young man.
Heracles: *labors*
Cerberus: Arf!3
Orpheus: My singing is so pretty I can bring my wife back from the dead. Mi-mi-mi-mi! As long as I don't peek, that is.
Hades: Ha! Made you look.
Orpheus: *cries*
Yet Another Mortal: *insults, slights, or just forgets god or goddess*
God or Goddess: I'll get you for this! And your little dog, too!
Yet Another Mortal: Oops. *dies horribly*
Theseus: Hey, I'm better than the Herc. *kills Minotaur* See? See?
Everyone Else: *pays no attention*
Pygmalion: Now THAT is a total stone babe.
Tiresias: Did I ever tell you about the time I was a woman? Hoo, boy, that was fun!
Oedipus: *stabs out eyes with spork*
SEVERAL of the ABOVE SCENES are REPEATED in DIFFERENT COMBINATIONS
Eris: Bored now. Let's have a war. *throws apple*
Aphrodite, Athena, & Hera: Mine!3
Paris: I'll pick bachelorette #1, Bob.
Aphrodite: Still the prettiest! Oh, and here's a babe for you.
Helen: You called?
Greeks: Hey! She's OUR babe! *fight Trojans*
Trojans: Screw you -- she's ours now. *fight Greeks*
Helen: All this for silly ol' me? La!
Paris: Dude.
Many Greeks: *die*
Many Trojans: *die*
Remaining Greeks: Bugger all this for a lark. *pretend to go home*
Remaining Trojans: Pony! *take horse home*
Cassandra: I'm getting a bad feeling about this, Mulder.
Remaining Greeks: *sack Troy*
Hecuba: Men are so STUPID.
Odysseus: *spends ten years sleeping with a witch, a goddess, a nymph, and a princess before finally getting home to his wife*
Penelope: Hmph!
Gods and Goddesses: Bugger all this for a lark. *change to New! Sexy! Latin! names*
Which is my cue to either *transform* or *die horribly*.
---L.