"Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer!" / "Did someone call me schnorrer?"

Sometimes, of course, people play around with things, and then post them on the internets.

Come for the bit of linguistic analysis of doge, stay for the summary of Romeo and Juliet:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.

Thank you, tumblr.

All nature documentaries about marine biology should get a dubstep soundtrack, yes/yes? (via)

This is a link to "This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself," which I have not linked to in several years.

---L.

Subject quote too obvious to credit.