"Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer!" / "Did someone call me schnorrer?"

[larryhammer]

Sometimes, of course, people play around with things, and then post them on the internets.

Come for the bit of linguistic analysis of doge, stay for the summary of Romeo and Juliet:

What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.

Thank you, tumblr.

All nature documentaries about marine biology should get a dubstep soundtrack, yes/yes? (via)

This is a link to "This Is the Title of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times in the Story Itself," which I have not linked to in several years.

---L.

Subject quote too obvious to credit.

Comments

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

I didn't read the story, but I did catch the movie (http://youtu.be/rbhrz1-4hN4).

[larryhammer]

Heh.

[thistleingrey.livejournal.com]

Moser! A friend in college introduced that piece to me. Later I gave it to one of the English comp classes I taught. They were not amused.

[larryhammer]

They weren't? Foo.

What were their objections?

---L.

[thistleingrey.livejournal.com]

Too repetitive. I fear they missed some of the point.

[larryhammer]

:-(

[pdlloyd.livejournal.com]

Fast death. Lost romance. Gained fun.
Much wood. Very dub. Send more.
Odd story. Sees self. So inward.

Much thanks.

[larryhammer]

Much love!