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larryhammerI won't claim it's the best year ever, but there's some hillariously stinking turds among this year's Bulwer-Lytton Contest winners.
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- 1: “life is very short and there’s no time / for fussing and fighting my friend”
- 2: “the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls / and tenement halls / and whispered”
- 3: “mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids/in fact it’s cold as hell and there’s no one there”
- 4: “It’s something when a unicorn thinks the butterfly names are too poetic.”
- 5: “slow chains may pull us apart/ when our life gets into your heart/ baby don’t you forget about me”
- 6: “into the blue again after the money’s gone / once in a lifetime water flowing underground”
- 7: “this city desert makes you feel so cold / it’s got so many people but it’s got no soul”
- 8: “i’mma wade, i’ma wave through the waters / tell the tide ‘don’t move’”
- 9: “seasons change and our love went cold / feed the flame ’cause we can’t let go / run away”
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Date: 15 August 2012 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 15 August 2012 08:36 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 16 August 2012 04:16 am (UTC)Oh MAN! I wish I had known about this contest. My stuff stinks enough to be a winner... (or "wiener" anyway).
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Date: 16 August 2012 02:39 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 16 August 2012 12:53 pm (UTC)...only halfway through something went wrong and I ended up with Sir Percival the Parsimonious and Sir Quentin the Querrulous.
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Date: 16 August 2012 02:39 pm (UTC)Better than Sir Quentin the Quivering, I suppose.
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