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larryhammerI won't claim it's the best year ever, but there's some hillariously stinking turds among this year's Bulwer-Lytton Contest winners.
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- 1: “this city desert makes you feel so cold / it’s got so many people but it’s got no soul”
- 2: “i’mma wade, i’ma wave through the waters / tell the tide ‘don’t move’”
- 3: “seasons change and our love went cold / feed the flame ’cause we can’t let go / run away”
- 4: “love, i don’t like to see so much pain / so much wasted and this moment keeps slipping away”
- 5: “But I, alas, do not know how to see sheep through the walls of boxes.”
- 6: “here is the church here is the steeple / you were looking for saints but you only found people”
- 7: “i’d like to save every day / till eternity passes away / just to spend them with you”
- 8: “and he said to the man running the stand / ‘hey! (pom pom pom) got any grapes?’”
- 9: “i just found this smile to think about you / you’re a saturday night far from the madding crowd”
- 10: “Only the querulous cricket grieves, / And shrilling locust weaves / A song of summer dead.”
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Date: 15 August 2012 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 15 August 2012 08:36 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 16 August 2012 04:16 am (UTC)Oh MAN! I wish I had known about this contest. My stuff stinks enough to be a winner... (or "wiener" anyway).
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Date: 16 August 2012 02:39 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 16 August 2012 12:53 pm (UTC)...only halfway through something went wrong and I ended up with Sir Percival the Parsimonious and Sir Quentin the Querrulous.
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Date: 16 August 2012 02:39 pm (UTC)Better than Sir Quentin the Quivering, I suppose.
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