"he should have used a different analogy to describe their relationship in his wedding vows"

[larryhammer]

I won't claim it's the best year ever, but there's some hillariously stinking turds among this year's Bulwer-Lytton Contest winners.

---L.

Comments

[galeni.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Some of those are magnificent. I especially liked the winner in historical fiction.

[larryhammer]

I'm kinda fond of the runner-up for westerns.

---L.

[rymrytr.livejournal.com]

Oh MAN! I wish I had known about this contest. My stuff stinks enough to be a winner... (or "wiener" anyway).

[larryhammer]

They're open throughout the year, now.

---L.

[puddleshark.livejournal.com]

Thanks! That rather cheered me up. I'm particularly fond of 'Sir Damien the Dauntless', and found myself runnning through the alphabet naming virtuous knights...

...only halfway through something went wrong and I ended up with Sir Percival the Parsimonious and Sir Quentin the Querrulous.

[larryhammer]

LOL.

Better than Sir Quentin the Quivering, I suppose.

---L.