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larryhammerI won't claim it's the best year ever, but there's some hillariously stinking turds among this year's Bulwer-Lytton Contest winners.
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- 1: “got to be good-looking because he’s so hard to see / come together right now over me”
- 2: “all i’m asking in return, honey / is to give me my propers when you get home”
- 3: “sit down girl! i think i love you! / no get up, girl! show me what you can do!”
- 4: “the day bleeds / into nightfall / and you’re not here / to get me through it all”
- 5: “this is my desire / consume me like a fire / ’cause i just want something beautiful / to touch me”
- 6: “all we have to do now / is take these lies and make them true somehow”
- 7: “vuelvo al sur / como se vuelve siempre al amor, / vuelvo a vos / con mi deseo, con mi temor”
- 8: “life is very short and there’s no time / for fussing and fighting my friend”
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Date: 15 August 2012 07:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 15 August 2012 08:36 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 16 August 2012 04:16 am (UTC)Oh MAN! I wish I had known about this contest. My stuff stinks enough to be a winner... (or "wiener" anyway).
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Date: 16 August 2012 02:39 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 16 August 2012 12:53 pm (UTC)...only halfway through something went wrong and I ended up with Sir Percival the Parsimonious and Sir Quentin the Querrulous.
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Date: 16 August 2012 02:39 pm (UTC)Better than Sir Quentin the Quivering, I suppose.
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