"The grass is probably green / the sky is probably blue / I'd probably do anything / for you"

[larryhammer]

And in the department of awesomely bad poetry, I give you this. An appetizer:

One cup of sweet thoughts,
A few sprinkles of laughter,
A smattering of kisses,
A pinch of disaster,
A spoonfull of recovery,
A few pints of forgiveness,
A dash of damnation,
Another pint of forgiveness.

This is a recipe
For a love strong and true.
If you'll be my Iron Chef,
I'll be your surprise main ingredient.

No thanks necessary -- just knowing I have made your day is all I need.

Hat tip to idiomagic.

---L.

Comments

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

There was a book at Barnes and Noble today titled "B is for Bad Poetry".

I opened it and read one. I think I scrubbed it from my brain in self defense.

Amazon tells me that some of the titles of the really bad poetry are Tea For Two (A Tragedy), Inappropriately Touched By An Angel, and Love Is Like A Toilet Bowl.

I may have to go back and buy it. Those sound really special.

[larryhammer]

WANT

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

I knew you would. *g*

[larryhammer]

I am nothing if not consistent in my crotchets. Report back when you get it.

---L.

[stillnotbored.livejournal.com]

It will be done. *g*

[galeni.livejournal.com]

Now that's a love poem. Bad poetry, but sweet all the same.

[larryhammer]

One with an audience of exactly one person, and none of whom are us.

---L.