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Stupid joke time!
So C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Get out -- this is a singles bar."
What's your current favorite stupid joke? Non-bar jokes are encouraged!
---L.
So C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Get out -- this is a singles bar."
What's your current favorite stupid joke? Non-bar jokes are encouraged!
---L.
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Date: 5 February 2009 02:54 pm (UTC)A thief, a wizard, and a warrior walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, a party?"
---L.
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Date: 5 February 2009 03:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 February 2009 03:34 pm (UTC)In their sleevies!
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Date: 5 February 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 5 February 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 6 February 2009 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 February 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)So he could hide in the strawberry patch.
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Date: 5 February 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 5 February 2009 04:41 pm (UTC)Q: How does every racist joke start?
A: *looks around furtively*
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Date: 5 February 2009 04:47 pm (UTC)Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for school.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gesundheit!
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Date: 5 February 2009 06:04 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 6 February 2009 08:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 5 February 2009 06:38 pm (UTC)A: Hot cross bunnies!
(My favorite joke of all time, it appears to be hardwired in my brain)
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Date: 5 February 2009 08:46 pm (UTC)---L.
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Date: 5 February 2009 07:47 pm (UTC)A: To die. Alone. In the rain.
A classic Yalie joke: Q: How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. New Haven looks better in the dark.
But *does* it look better in the dark?
Date: 5 February 2009 08:50 pm (UTC)A: One, but it has to want to change.
---L.
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Date: 5 February 2009 07:55 pm (UTC)Q: What did Macbeth say when he saw Birnam Wood marching to Dunsinane?
A: "Cheese it, the copse!"
Stupid in a 1066 and All That-humor kind of way:
Q: Who led the Pedants' Revolt?
A: Which Tyler.
Joke that everybody I know overanalyzes:
Q: How do you steam a clam?
A: Make fun of its religion.
Platonic humor:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
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Date: 5 February 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)That clam one is just off-kilter enough to make one blink and go, wait, what? that, yeah -- overanalyzing will happen.
---L.
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Date: 6 February 2009 12:20 am (UTC)With the clam joke, the confusion invariably comes about because people think "clam" has a double meaning, when it doesn't.
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Date: 6 February 2009 02:40 am (UTC)---L.
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Date: 6 February 2009 02:35 am (UTC)A: A stick.
That one makes me giggle.
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Date: 6 February 2009 03:32 am (UTC)He said, "Dam!"
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Date: 6 February 2009 02:52 pm (UTC)