The line between creepy and hysterically funny is thin

[larryhammer]

A calendar in a cubie near mine has, for this month's picture, a hooded Jesus clutching from behind a limp man in a lavender t-shirt, in a pose that has His shadowed head bent over the guy's exposed neck.

I can't decide is this intended to be vampire!Jesus or yaoi!Jesus.

---L.

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[sartorias.livejournal.com]

Or pickpocket!Jesus?

Probably all three.

[larryhammer]

He's clutching the chest with both arms, rather than reaching for the pants.

But he might be kidnapper!Jesus.

---L.

[sartorias.livejournal.com]

"Okay, kiddo, it's time for heaven!"

[larryhammer]

See? It's a very thin line, and thus easily straddlible.

---L.

[al-zorra.livejournal.com]

Gay Jesus.

Pastor Ted -- he guilty of sexual immorality -- his church is filled with that 'art.' Was it Harper's that posted those 'paintings'? I can't quite recall at the mo, so thrilled am it with the conviction of Scoot.

BTW -- Air America's central show today is focused on gay and the military. They keep playing Willie singing Ned's song.

Love, C.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/]

I've seen that artwork, or very similar, on a religious flier. The guy was dressed in modern clothing, I think jeans and t-shirt, right? If so, yeah, he's either about to start plowing or giving hickies, maybe both.

[larryhammer]

If not the same picture, then very similar, yeah.

---L.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/]

I either want to know what the artist was thinking at the time, or *really* don't want to know.

[jamiam.livejournal.com]

Fanfic!

[larryhammer]

Go for it, Papi.

---L.