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WFC is, of course, about the freebies. Half of which you trade away, because they look bad or not your thing. This year I kept one, Dexta by C.J. Ryan, because it looked bad: the back cover makes the heroine sound like such the Mary Sue.

Oh my yes. She so is.

We will pass over without comment the clunky opening chapter, which exists purely to put infodump in the mouths of characters who then die, and jump to the scene in which Our Heroine first appears from outside. The story, which had been bouncing along (if somewhat erratically), suddenly stops in its tracks to admire her with over a page of description. Her OMT, btw, is "perfectly formed." Smart, sexy, gorgeous, ruthless, angsty over piddly stuff -- she's all that and a cherry on top (probably with stem tied in a knot by her tongue). Her business suit sounds more suitable for a porn movie than an office, and indeed, two pages later, she flashes a "perfectly formed" nipple at a (female) subordinate.

I am in admiration of the author, though not in a positive way.

What particularly interests me is how the author goes out of his* way to make Our Heroine both average and extraordinary at the same time. She's a mid-level bureaucrat AND she's the Galactic Emperor's ex-wife. Everyone who's anyone in the Empire is beautiful (so we're told, though we're shown otherwise) AND she's gorgeous even compared to the rest. Casual provocative nudity is normal AND bends men around her nipples finger. That having it both ways at once is a very Sue trait: she's at your level but you both can soar. But then, the author has doublethink down pat: witness the simultaneous approval and condemnation of institutionalized sexual harassment in Our Heroine's workplace. No, you did not read that wrong.

In true Suethor form, in the end, Our Heroine was wrong about exactly nothing of importance** but thinks she made too many mistakes. She and her worshippers team are occasionally stupid, and by "occasionally" I mean often, but never actually wrong, even in their wild-assed guesses. And every time she opens her mouth, she convinces her audience of what she wanted -- except, of course, the villains, who are, of course, self-conscious hypocrites (they know she's right, and it doesn't matter). Um, yes, I finished it -- I wanted to pick apart what the book does that's enough right, that it got published.

This is a book to hand to those who claim a Mary Sue can only appear in fanfic, not original works.*** Even so, if it'd been a good yarn, I wouldn't have minded quite so much, but I've read better adventure tales in alt.sex.stories. Also, better dialog.


* The book packaging carefully hides the author's gender, but there are reasons to think the author is male: only two men, both Designated Love Interests,**** are described as attractive, while several women are; men are never skimpily (un)dressed, but women frequently are; and it's repeatedly mentioned that several women never wear underwear -- one wonders about their office chairs. Also, the nipple exposure fetish.

** I counted. Twice.

*** You could argue this is fic, the fandom being the early 21th century, tarted and tech'd up -- the calendars may say "33rd century," but it's window dressing. But that'd be as silly as footnoting a footnote.

**** Her ex counts as a DLI, insofar as she does has sex with him. Five years after their divorce. Which, btw, was when she was eighteen, after three years of marriage.

...

It is conceivably possible the author is convinced that her marrying at fifteen shows us she lives in a decadent society. Conceivably.


ETA: Per Amazon, "C.J. Ryan is the pseudonym of an author who lives and works in Philadelphia. This is his first science fiction novel." I was right about the gender, at least.

ETA2: Yes, there are elements of male fantasy object in our heroine. (Ya think?) However, when I wrote this I was more interested in her Sueish aspects. Which she has in (perfectly formed) abundance.

---L.

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Date: 12 November 2005 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com
Shame on Bantam for pushing this crap out.

Sounds worse than Glory Road.

Date: 12 November 2005 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sfmarty.livejournal.com
So you discovered that sex sells? I admire your determination to finish the book. And THANK you for leting me know not to bother with it.

Date: 17 November 2005 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambartil.livejournal.com
> And THANK you for leting me know not to bother with it.

2nd that emotion! I wonder if the two bookstores in town that I'd sell this sort of stuff at are already swamped with copies? :-/

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Date: 12 November 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maryosmanski.livejournal.com
I just took a look on amazon.com to see who the publisher is. Not what I expected.

I realize there's nothing that can be done about those folks who posted 5-star reviews of the thing.

If I were David Weber or Lois McMaster Bujold, I'd be insulted that my work was compared to this stuff.

Date: 13 November 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danielmedic.livejournal.com
It's very often appalling when you realize what other stuff people who like your work also like. Very often, I think, readers are reading for something very different from what the author is consciously aware of putting into the work.

I just read a review of Dawn Crescent (shameless plug (http://www.dvorkin.com/dawncresc)) in which it was favorably compared to Clancy and Ludlum. Um, yeah ... thanks ... I think ...

Date: 13 November 2005 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com
So, did you also encounter the infamous venom cock (http://www.livejournal.com/users/nihilistic_kid/677916.html) book at WFC?

Date: 13 November 2005 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enrobso.livejournal.com
I think this is possibly the most entertaining book review I have ever read, although it sounds more like Heinlein style wish fulfilment than Mary-Sueism.

It also sounds like a certain amount of the Doris Lessings are involved. IE: I am a successful mainstream writer, therefore I can easily knock out an "Important SF Work" without breaking a sweat.

DEAN BERRY -- REAL AMERICAN

Date: 13 November 2005 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Don’t fear the amerinazis, people. Jesus Christ will soon throw them in the lake of fire with the rest of Gog and Magog. Jesus Is Real: http://www.mixposure.com/song.php?songid=14027.

Date: 13 November 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madwriter.livejournal.com
And this was an honest-to-goodness non-PublishAmerica-like published book? 'Cause if it is, it's so going at the top of my list of "If this crap can get published, I shouldn't have any trouble at all!" list.

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Spung!in' Fiction

Date: 14 November 2005 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com
ETA: Per Amazon, "C.J. Ryan is the pseudonym of an author who lives and works in Philadelphia. This is his first science fiction novel." I was right about the gender, at least.

We can all breathe a big sigh of relief knowing that Michael Swanwick doesn't have a brain tumor.

So... male fantasy writers, or possibly horror writers, in Philadelphia or the immediate environs? Anyone got a SFWA directory handy? Mental rundown writers likely to write any of this and think it was okay? (It is much to be regretted that there are many.)

Date: 14 November 2005 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oracne.livejournal.com
Well, this C.J. person is not any writer that I know, and I know most of them in the city and environs.

Unless someone has developed a split personality.

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revisitations

Date: 13 December 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] movingfinger.livejournal.com
Scott Washburn, huh?

Hello, Google.

One Scott Washburn has co-written a short fantasy story (http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:xuV1VOW1R1sJ:folk.uio.no/hbf/Stories/chips.html+%22scott+washburn%22&hl=en) in the anthology Ring of Fire, ISBN 1416509089. Co-author is Jonathon Cresswell. "History must take a new course as American freedom and democracy battle against the squabbling despots of seventeenth-century Europe."

Queries from a Scott Washburn turn up in a Baen Q&A document (http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:ReJvkT9xBFUJ:www.baen.com/FAQS.htm+%22scott+washburn%22&hl=en) dealing with David Weber's stories.

A Scott Washburn is listed as a player on this list of Flames of Messina (http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:J4nnPw0r9-EJ:www.flamesofwar.com/messina/rollcall.asp%3Ffilter%3DUS+%22scott+washburn%22&hl=en) players.

Re: revisitations

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Re: revisitations

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Date: 6 February 2006 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] borntofr4g.livejournal.com
Somehow, the tit-le (very, very sorry for that one) of this book sounds familiar, though I don't recall actually READING it.

Should I be afraid?

Date: 9 May 2006 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_twilight_/
There needs to be a character, somewhere, named "Sex Suethor."

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Date: 25 January 2007 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ogre-san.livejournal.com
You mean a mainline publisher bought this? Shame on them. It sounded like you were describing a PublishAmerica book.

Date: 25 January 2007 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] branna.livejournal.com
Hmm. I think I may have encountered a later book in this same series (it's amazing what you'll read all the way through when trapped on an airplane).

I agree, it's probably not intentional satire, unless the author has that painfully straight-faced, dead-pan Russian sense of humor. And in any case, it's real problem is it just isn't that well-written. But it did read a little to me like a certain kind of old pulp with the hero recast as female. (The ones where all the women in the book want to boink our hero for reasons I can never quite fathom? And often he has some weird connection to a mercurial female scion of the Imperial Family for reasons that mostly serve to advance the plot by getting him sent off to some remote and dangerous situation? Or, I suppose, to provide Imperial cover for his rear end at the end of the book after he has heroically solved the problem, but with the unfortunate side effect of levelling half a planet, bankrupting a major corporation, leaving an ancient ruling family in shambles, and shooting up some large fraction of the Imperial Fleet. Okay, maybe I exaggerate slightly on that last part . And at least Steven Spruill's stuff was better written).



Date: 26 January 2007 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamiam.livejournal.com
And every time she opens her mouth, she convinces her audience of what she wanted -- except, of course, the villains,

and the reader. Apparently.

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