“Scorched earth, no prisoners, blood for the blood god.”

When I rule the world, my first edict will require all microwaves that are beeping to alert that they are done cooking to immediately stop beeping when the door is opened.

I am sure you will all welcome this small but substantial quality of life improvement.

---L.

Subject quote from AITAH for telling a friend that my husband can’t be cheating on me, and she’s just projecting?, u/Substantial-Fox-4386.