“but what if i’m a mermaid in these jeans of his with her name still on it”

TIL an AO3 search on Encanto + Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés yields only 10 hits, of which only half are actually set in a Café Madrigal or equivalent.

The internets are letting me down again. :shakes fist:

---L.

Subject quote from Silent All These Years, Tori Amos.