"He who the Siren's hair would win / Is mostly strangled in the tide"

If you took 167 theremins built into Russian nesting dolls and have them "sing" the "Ode to Joy" from Beethoven's 9th symphony, and you might get something like this -- but only if you switched to a jazzy arrangement halfway through. (via)

OTOH, if you arranged "Call Me Maybe" as a vintage 1927 jazz number, it almost certainly would sound exactly like this. (via)

And if you've ever wanted to learn about tardigrades from a whispy-voiced female singer-songwriter, we've got you covered. (via)

---L.

Subject quote from "It is not Beauty I demand," George Darley.