Q: Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? A: Nobody!

Inspired by this reddit thread (via) on the most intellectual joke people know, I open up the question to you all.

The best intellectual joke from the thread itself is:

Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"

The best bad joke in the pack is:

Q: According to Sigmund Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

( Clicky for answer )

Toldja it was bad.

Your turn.

---L.