"you're a boy and I'm a girl / but you know you can lean on me / and I don't have no fear"

One way to deconstruct the Manic Pixie Dream Girl (see also Wikipedia): the Manic Pixie Prostitute (more-or-less SFW). Or maybe I mean "satirize." Either way.

Via Metafilter, where there's also good discussion in the comments. (Yes, this sometimes happens on the Internets.)

---L.