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larryhammerDear Reading Glasses,
Hello there -- I was wondering how long it would take before you appeared in my life. Please don't take it personally if I don't always use you -- you are, after all, the weakest possible strength, and I bought you only to make smaller print more comfortable rather legible. Also, given I've never worn glasses before, I'm likely to lose track of you. Often. No hard feelings about that, 'k? Good.
Yours, me
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Dear Right Hip,
This is just to say I am not happy with the way you ache if I lie on that side. Not only does this cut the number of comfortable sleeping positions in half, but it hurts. These are not signs of a promising future relationship. I strongly encourage you to stop this behavior before it all ends in tears.
No love, me
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Dear Sony Pocket Reader,
Yes, you may be slow, but you are a library in my pocket and you do not have a touch screen. I would say this has been a successful experiment. Let's keep it up for another year.
Love, me
Hello there -- I was wondering how long it would take before you appeared in my life. Please don't take it personally if I don't always use you -- you are, after all, the weakest possible strength, and I bought you only to make smaller print more comfortable rather legible. Also, given I've never worn glasses before, I'm likely to lose track of you. Often. No hard feelings about that, 'k? Good.
Yours, me
Dear Right Hip,
This is just to say I am not happy with the way you ache if I lie on that side. Not only does this cut the number of comfortable sleeping positions in half, but it hurts. These are not signs of a promising future relationship. I strongly encourage you to stop this behavior before it all ends in tears.
No love, me
Dear Sony Pocket Reader,
Yes, you may be slow, but you are a library in my pocket and you do not have a touch screen. I would say this has been a successful experiment. Let's keep it up for another year.
Love, me