What is brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later.What did the Dalai Lama say to the New York City hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.How do you tell if a rhino is about to charge? He pulls out his credit card.
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Date: 2 February 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)but here are some others:
But most of my favorite jokes aren't riddles.