"I've got a notion / that your ocean / needs a small craft advisory"

Silly crossover story idea: Worst Journey to the West, in which three members of a Chinese exploratory mission are sent to collect an egg from the rare emperor phoenix, and must cross an icy wasteland while hauling the dead weight of a useless priest in their sled.

I'm not sure whether Monkey should be Wilson or Cherry, but Birdie is obviously Pig. The story should, of course, include ice demons and battles with Negative Wind -- if an Antarctic blizzard doesn't count as one, I don't know what would. But then, I never did figure out what a Negative Wind is.

This plotbunny is free to a good home.

---L.