“i do my hair toss / check my nails / baby how you feelin? / feeling good as hell”

[larryhammer]

Eaglet got an oddly specific cookie fortune:



(Text: “Don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today”)

But tomorrow’s okay, then?

---L.

Subject quote from Good as Hell, Lizzo.

Comments

[cmcmck]

Since we're on such things:

[larryhammer]

Is that ... a command or a description?

[cmcmck]

It's in an art gallery in Bolzano/Bozen in the far north of Italy and I suppose it could be either!

[arpad]

Hmm... may be it was about the elephant in the room?

[larryhammer]

Yeah IDK

[conuly]

Damn, and that was the fourth item on my to-do list. Sorry, Dumbo, you'll just have to wait.

[larryhammer]

A kiss on Dumbo's cheek is fine!

[sovay]

Don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today

This is merely an expansion of the "don't think of an elephant" problem, because now I want to know what happens if you do!

[larryhammer]

I have So Many Questions.

(And giggles. So many giggles.)

[larryhammer]

Eaglet will not help you here -- they've decided, with Red Queen logic, that it's always today so they are never going to test this.