Short shameful confessions

[larryhammer]

There is, still, a point at about a minute into Sousa's "Liberty Bell March" when I mentally stumble because there is no fart.

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[mrissa]

They played it as a postlude in a church service I attended once. Lawful Spouse and I had to hurry out to laugh hysterically. The Foot of God did not show up to stomp anyone, to my disappointment.

[larryhammer]

Even without the Python effect, why would anyone choose it for a church service?

[mrissa]

It was around the Fourth of July, and apparently All Sousa Is 4th Of July Music.

[larryhammer]

Can I hear a facepalm? I SAID, can I HEAR a FACEPALM?! Hallelujah!