So the first time that Kore was let out of the underworld, she came back to her mother's house, and the whole Roman pantheon was invited over for a huge party. Given the whole goddess-of-grain thing, there was pretty much infinite beer, and everybody got smashed, especially the hostess, whom they just couldn't pry off the dance floor. Even after nobody else was dancing, she'd just stand there turning around and around and around, laughing to herself. So eventually they got Janus, who was the designated driver, to take her upstairs to her room and put her to bed.
Well, some time passed, and Janus didn't come back down, and the ceiling started to shake, and it became fairly obvious that the two of them were engaged in enthusiastic love-making. It got so loud that it started threatening to disrupt the party.
Fortunately, Minerva knew exactly what to say (she always does). "This is a historic occasion," she cried, "and we must celebrate even more! It is, after all, the first time a whirled Ceres has ever been one with a double-header."
All complaints should be directed to my high school Latin teacher.
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So the first time that Kore was let out of the underworld, she came back to her mother's house, and the whole Roman pantheon was invited over for a huge party. Given the whole goddess-of-grain thing, there was pretty much infinite beer, and everybody got smashed, especially the hostess, whom they just couldn't pry off the dance floor. Even after nobody else was dancing, she'd just stand there turning around and around and around, laughing to herself. So eventually they got Janus, who was the designated driver, to take her upstairs to her room and put her to bed.
Well, some time passed, and Janus didn't come back down, and the ceiling started to shake, and it became fairly obvious that the two of them were engaged in enthusiastic love-making. It got so loud that it started threatening to disrupt the party.
Fortunately, Minerva knew exactly what to say (she always does). "This is a historic occasion," she cried, "and we must celebrate even more! It is, after all, the first time a whirled Ceres has ever been one with a double-header."
All complaints should be directed to my high school Latin teacher.